rats in paradise


Music is my drug…

i am going to pee in my own mouth

It’s been cut with baby laxative.

they made this poor little girl look like Michael Keaton good lord

I really hate it when people let their dogs lick their plates. Like if I spent all day licking my own arsehole then used your cutlery you’d throw it out not wash it.

Just got to the job that was gonna pay for my flights to see Marta to find they’d hired someone else without telling us. Absolutely fucking livid doesn’t even begin to describe it.