rats in paradise

Waiting for my FLIGHT TO PORTUGAL TO STAY WITH SOME NERD FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS

I’m gonna be in London for 10 hours this Monday alone with no money so if one of you wants to bring me coffee that would be much appreciated.

rumours of my death are just wishful thinking, I am indeed alive and well I just ran out of things to complain about

ballard435:

20,000 Days on Earth premiere, lookin’ fine.I refuse to link to the Daily Mail, but photo credit goes to Justin Goff.

Breaking radio silence to tell you to go and listen to Coolio’s song about Pornhub