rats in paradise

There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes


(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via eckiedda)


You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’




Music is my drug…

i am going to pee in my own mouth

It’s been cut with baby laxative.

they made this poor little girl look like Michael Keaton good lord