rats in paradise

rumours of my death are just wishful thinking, I am indeed alive and well I just ran out of things to complain about


20,000 Days on Earth premiere, lookin’ fine.I refuse to link to the Daily Mail, but photo credit goes to Justin Goff.

Breaking radio silence to tell you to go and listen to Coolio’s song about Pornhub

There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes


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You go on WTF, and the host is like ‘Why should I care about you?’ Then you go on The Nerdist, the host is like ‘I care about you too much.’ Then you come here, and the host isn’t aware of what’s happening at all, or who the person is, and all he wants to do is wait for you to say the words ‘my wife.’